Who is nicer me or Yahweh?

Yahweh decided to torture humans "some for eternity" because their ancestors ate from a tree he told them not to eat from. If it was me, I would have just given them a little spanking, and told them why what they did was wrong. NOT kick them out of the garden of eden, make them mortal, and threaten them with eternal torture, if they didn't kiss my *** 24/7! So, I ask who is a nicer being, me or Yahweh?